Um, yeah, well, see, some statuary, like us, well, we get to wear make-up. As for those other statuary, well yeah, their nice.

I'm not pale or dusty. I'm proud and fresh. I'm here and will be by your side. I'm your garden rooster.

I like you. You can like me too. I want to sit in your garden, but I'll be cool sitting on your porch too.

Flappers hang, and fly and are quite unique statuary.